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By Tinman on Thursday, November 11, 1999 - 03:18 am:
Hey Scarecrow, you got any money? We have one phone call. I told you not to cop that broom. That wasn't the wicked witch anyway you idiot. That was just an old lady. Okay, we gotta call somebody to bail us out of the pokie...any ideas?

By Mrsscarecrow on Friday, November 12, 1999 - 10:22 am:
We dont need no bloody wizard to get these two sorted out!!!!! *puts the bail money on the counter and drags Hubby and Tinman out the door*
In the carriage, with the emerald green horses, you two retrobates!! I will deal with you later. *mumbles under her breath about Tinman and his damnable escapades*

By Tinman on Friday, November 12, 1999 - 04:38 pm:
I heard that, and it wasn't me, it was that pusilanimous pile of bovine fodder that you are married to. He stole that old lady's broom. I told him not to. And the word is reprobates.

By Mrsscarecrow on Friday, November 12, 1999 - 04:52 pm:
bovine fodder?????? ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my Lord!! SOME friend YOU are. Ya wouldn't wanna be an Aussie, or an Ozzie, cause mateship is the Law of the Land!
You wait 'till YOUR missus gets YOU !!! No Oil can for you for at least a month!!! *pokes out tongue*
retrobates/repobates .............. i think my word is better *s*

By Tinman November 12, 1999 - 04:53 pm:

Hey, I went to jail with him, what more would you want a mate to do, take the rap? And it is your word because it's not in the dictionary.

Hmmm, wonder what's happening here. Gonna have to report all this to the WWW

Okay, lets see if we can't get off to a fresh start. Dorothy has just landed in Munchkinland after a cyclone has spun her house into the land of Oz. If we could cue the Munchkins please...
AND ACTION!!!

*Whispers* Now cue Dorothy to come out of the house and rub her eyes as she walks into this beautiful land down under...

now send out her dog Toto

Okay, cut, print it. Is Lacie gonna be the good witch Glenda?

I don't think so, she's waiting on a pontification. I didn't even know she knew the Pope. Sheesh, some people...

not sure why i am the main focus .......

*quotes from the other place*
*gives in* .. you all win *L* ......... i am moving house, and my time is short. Keep having fun!!

bye ..

Noela

We just want everybody to play. It's not a win or lose thing. Just be witty and funny. We don't need any venom here people.

Rubs eyes, looks down at Toto. I hate to say this, but I don't think we're in...
...*LOL* hey, I was never in Kansas. I was made in Oz. Wonder where Dorothy is. Hey Scarecrow, that's one of the wisest things you've said yet. Okay, Dorothy and the C.Lion, lets get going, we have an adventure to pursue. I wonder where the wizard is, Queensland? We need some guidance.

*Gets out laptop and pulls up a map of Oz*

Hey, where are you Dorothy? Help us out with the directions.

now you're giving my role to lacie?...hmmph
*whips out her SAG card*
I have a contract!

Get your butt in here and act then Glenda. We'll have to take you out of sequence, but that's okay. Lemmme know when you're ready...

and *hands on hips* ............ what's MY Role???????

Hmmmmm *stands behind c.lion looking over shoulder* now lets see, where would I find a wizard in Oz.... Canberra...nah that's only guys who wish they could do magic..
Our best bet would be hippie country...northern New South Wales..Byron Bay is a good place to start I think * nods head and points to Byron Bay on the map* well we should be able to get some magic mushrooms there anyway *L*

ahhhh Byron Bay .... *fond memories* ............................... *digs out the magic mushy cookie recipe*

Now we're gettin somewhere...

2 cups of SR flour, sifted
i pkt of choc chips
3 eggs, whisked lightly
1/2 cup caster sugar, creamed with 1 cup butter
12 magic mushies, diced ever soooo gently.

Combine ingredients, mould mixture into teaspoon size balls and place on a greased and floured baking tray. Bake at 150C for 40 minutes ..... allow to cool on the tray (if you can resist). When you can't resist, eat one, and then you wont give a damn what happens to the rest of the batch.

When you are worried about where ya next coockie is coming from ..... they will all be gone ... and you have to begin again .....

p.s. the BEST magic's come from Margaret River, south of Perth ....... where sorcha lives *grin*

Uh oh, recipe alert.

recipe alert????? did it not make up for you well, Guestie????

checks the fav recipe again ... yep .. that's it .. works fine for me ...

*bakes an unusually large batch of magic cookies from her famous recipe* .. don't eat them all at once, people .............


bye until my sister lets me use her puter *LMAO* .. like THAT is gonna happen *smile* ................. see ya when i am all settled, then ....................

"Oh my stars! Lions, Tigers and bears!" and other Oz-isms shrieked Dorothy, as her beloved Toto flailed on the ground in the throes of shroom poisoning.

"Thees ees terreebul!"

"Rack off, Dot," shouted Toto, his canine tongue loosened by psychedelic substances.

"This could be worse than when Bouncer got stuck in the well, or long-drop, or whatever it was," said Dorothy.

No kangaroos were evident at the scene.

Six White Boomers bound through the set .................. cause it is nearly Christmas

...and a kookaburra in a gum tree

Dorothy catches c.lion looking glum so she takes him to the beautiful forest in the southwest and hands him one of lacies cookies..although they would be called biscuits in Oz...and scratches behind his ears until he mellows..
the warm sunlight filters thru the trees and the sounds of birds fill the air..the sound of the waves crashing on the shore in the distance...

Okay, now we're gonna digitize this...

digitize???? *pout* ..... how damn boring !!

Shut up pixel head *LOL*

*checks her head* ... hey *pout* if my head is toooo pixellie, then your monitor is toooo old *L*

*whispers* Ahem, it's all digital here kiddies, I hate to be the one to break the news

I think we're losing track of the story again folks..*s*
Dorothy gets tired of all the bickering...wanders off into the forest and settles into nice little commune with hippy friends..

Okay, let's focus here. What is our goal? Let's discover Oz through the eyes of Dorothy as she leads her cohorts on their quest for a brain, a heart and nerve. Hmm, almost sounds like we need a surgeon

Dorothy wanders out from hippy commune and takes incomplete friends(and their medical support crew) for a wine tour around Margaret River......
many hours later and much worse for wear they collapse on the white beach of Busselton.
mmmmmmm still searching for the wizard..maybe he/she lives in Rockingham...

*puts hand in the air - even though on sabatical* .... i live in Rockingham ... will i do???

hey, go for it

*Puts Christmas lights and decorations on Dorothy's house down in Munchkinland, pulls flask of Christmas cheer out of pocket and throws back a big gulp*

There now

*Dorothy comes back home and is cheered by the sight of her house lit up with lights....gives wholehearted thanks to the guest for the beautiful work..
sits outside with cool cider and admires the view for sometime before going inside to write out her christmas cards*
hmm lets see.. C.lion, tinman,scarecrow, Lacie,poppy, the wizard,glenda..

dorothy looks at beautiful decorations and smiles*

Hangs mistletoe over doorway and waits to give guestie a big smooch*
~~~~~~oooooo~~~~~~oooooo~~~~~~~

Ahem....

smiles as c.lion steps out from behind door...
pucker up pussycat *L*
SSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

mmm that was very nice *wg*

Dorothy, I'm gay...
...in fact, I kinda have a thing for the Tin Man. But I know that the Scarecrow really has a thing for you.

Cowardly Lion

Lions and Tigers and Bears and Gay's ... well, this is getting better ............. hello everyone .............

Well, look who's back

Grabs lacie's hand and pulls her behind the Wizard's curtain

yeah, I'm back ... did ya miss me, guestie? *smile*

now, now Wizard ... not so fast. Well, at least light a candle ... it's bloody dark behind here, and I am scared of the dark !!

Don't worry, after all, I am a wizard

And I hear you have some magical powers of your own. *L*

But that might just be a rumour

all rumour .....

as a Wizard you should know .... 'tis all illusion.

*L*

Begins to ready the Emerald City for Christmas and the arrival of Dorothy, the Tin Man, the Scare Crow, and the Cowardly Lion, who, contrary to popular belief, is as straight as an arrow.

WHAT???!! i dont even rate a mention??? *sigh* .. leave for awhile and ya just get cast off like an old suggly *sigh* .................... the Lion is straight??? *shock horror*

*hangs some tinsel from the rafters ... a bright Christmas Star over the bar ...... and miseltoe above the door* .. *wink*

Hey lacie, you're already here behind the curtain with me. Watch that candle, those curtains are flammable...

Hey lacie, you're already here behind the curtain with me. Watch that candle, those curtains are flammable...

*drawn curtains, candles (ignitable curtains, even) as the lion would phrase it *L* ..... if you are a wise man (are ya a man, wizard?) you wouldn't trust me in such a situation *grin* .............................. *wonders if the wizard ignites* .......................... *re-phrases* ... wonders if the wizard has the power to ignite cutains.

Oh yes, I'm a man. Wisdom is a piece of armour to be used when needed. I have many powers...

I think that might have been snaggle puss, not the cowardly lion

is the Wizard trying to hit on Lace?

Sure sounds like it to me

My kids tell me I am dateless and desperate!!! *L* so 'hit away' Wiz !

hmmm I think you are right about it being snaggle puss. Damn, I always get those two confused.

*LMAO* Heavens to mergatroid

*makes her Christmas list*

Dotty - a new dress (I think one that comes below the knees and without the petticoats .. maybe something in ruby red, to stay within the context - slinky and sexy) and a 'make over' at the parlour (gotta do something with those plaits!). (only a year to the new century, after all)

Lion - hmmm lets begin with a trim on that mane, and a new suit that shows off ya pecs! rather than sagging in all the right places. Then, of course, a bottle of Bundaburg Rum for courage!!

Scarecrow - *makes metal note to order a fresh bale of straw* ... the smell kinda gets to ya, after awhile. Of course, Lion will share some of his courage with you, so you can tell Dotty how your REALLY feel about her.

Tinman - Orders a complete re-fit for the Tinman ..... aluminium suit!! *grin* .. maintenance is soooo much easier, and very recyclable. *wonders what his heart would desire* ..... ummmm GOT IT!! *calls the refinery and orders a Tinwoman!!*

Toto - 'nough said. *deap breath to soften her heart* .. ok, Toto can have the ham bone.

The Director - I think it is time to re-cover the couch. Something that doesn't stain .. maybe I will ask Monica.

The Wiz - scented candles, champagne, essential oils. *nudge nudge, wink wink* ... LMAO

Monkeys and Munchkins - a life ! ohhh and a special delivery of helium for the Munchkins, just to see what it does to THEIR voices!!

Glenda - a bloke! Preferably someone with a touch of wickedness!! Can any woman be THAT nice when they have a man to cope with???

SweetPoppy - nothing at all !! ziltch!! She is obviously off the planet already, and wont even know it is Christmas.

Merry Christmas, one and all!!

what??? no one like their gifts?? *pout* a great deal of thought went into them ...... difficult for me at the best of times *L*

Dorothy hugs lacie for her new look.
I looooove makeovers *L* and I think I can face the year 2000 now *s*
Slips on a pair of shades and walks down the yellow brick road with confidence..
Time to PARTAY!!!!!!!!
New Year's Eve party at the Wizards *s*

ya on, Dot! New Years at the Wizards ... do you think we should warn him?

you look WONDERFUL!!

I've been warned *LOL*
Come on over, we'll bring in Y2K

Dot, you bring a sheet of plastic and lacie, you bring the oil. I'll bring the pyrotechnics

sounds like a plan!! nothing like fireworks, but i am not tooo sure about the plastic sheet, doesn't sound very romantic to me *sigh* ... hmmmm the odds here worry me a bit too.... sounds like Wiz is getting it all his way.

Trust me, you'll have a good time...

*stiffles a chuckle* .. yeah yeah, promises, promise .. heard it all before. *laughing here*

mmmm well lacie there will be the lion and the tinman and the scarecrow as well*L*
Im not sure about the plastic either... I think I'll bring the blow up hottub instead *L*
and a bottle of champers for lace...

*Lions and Tigers and Bear and Tinman and Scarecrow, Ohhhhhhhhhhh Myyyyyyy* ...... under the circumstances, I think the PortaHotty is a GREAT idea *wink* ........... and dont forget the champers!!

Now, Wiz, can we talk about privacy??? *blush* .. any chance of us being .. well, alone??

Well of course there is...

*fluffs her hair; puts on her makeup; picks a dress for the party*

hmmmmmm I wonder if this time difference thing will effect things? I guess i will be out cold by the time the rest of them begin .... *shakes head* .. s'always in the timing.

hey??? off the planet?? me?? .......... sheesh ..

Happy New Year to all you characters. Did you see my awesome fireworks display? Film tomorrow at 11.
2001, here we come!