If Celt and the rest of Tir have a Board
I've heard you've read them, and heard you've snored
So now you can drool
There is one by McCool
I'll no doubt be dangling soon by a cord!!!

*LOL*

The doors of Seamus McCool's "Don't Shame Us, You Fool!" Board of Frivolities is now

W A R N I N G !
This Board is Patrolled by FP's, the dreaded Frivolity Police

Humourless people, take heed, 'tis best to be on the outside looking in than to run afoul of an FP

hehehehehe-i love this place!!!!!! how DO YOU get those colors?!

Oh Seamus Oh Seamus McQ
Think ye the rhyme I can't do?
My thesaurus is waitin
It's you I be baitin'
For the answer? - just stand in the queue

yours in frivolity & jo*Q*larity

There once was this fella named Seamus,
Who would of't think of himself as famous,
We'd laugh at this bloke,
When he'd tell us a joke,
But really they all just were heanous!

---

There once was this guy named McCool,
Who we'd laugh with as we sat on bar stool,
He'd bring us good cheer,
And buy us our beer,
Bcause this funny guy is not cruel!

LadyQ3.....the FP's were much impressed with your jo*Q*larity....*L*

WHOOSH!
A bit o' LQ3's special *FD* for the FP

Hey gang I got a great idea - let's put on a show!
oops somehow I just channelled Mickey Rooney.~;)

*BWG*
Merci a tu McQ

AHA!!! So THIS is where all the limericks have gone to! Seamus has stolen my Limerickians!!! ah well, he knows how to do fonts as well as colors...people do love these pretty sparkly things...*LLL* Guess I'll have to buckle down and study the font instructions he left me...sigh
PS: Seamus, this should soon be a great board...congrats!

hmmm, methinks I should keep a watchful eye on this Celt character...Silah too.

...and perhaps a call to my friend in the Special Font Force, Miss Arial Black, is in order for this scalawag, Celt. NOBODY can be that inept.

Capt. O'Mirth, F.P.

A BALLADE IN THE MANNER OF MR BURL IVES AND IN THE SPIRIT OF JO*Q*LARITY

*without prejudice*
*without malice aforethought*
*all puns intended*

feel free to sing along

Froggie went a courtin' and he did go, uh huh
Froggie went a courtin' and he did go, uh huh
Froggie went a courtin' and he did go
To the eucalyptus grove for the midnight show
Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh

Well, lacie mouse was an aussie girl, uh huh
Well, lacie mouse was an aussie girl, uh huh
Lacie Mouse was an aussie girl
So he thought he'd give this girl a whirl
Uh huh Uh huh Uh huh

Well he sauntered up to lacie mouse's side, uh huh
Well he sauntered up to lacie mouse's side, uh huh
He sauntered up to lacie mouse's side
And he whispered - lacie won't you be my bride?
Uh huh uh huh uh huh

Not without my Joisey friend's consent , unh unh
Not without my Joisey friend's consent, unh unh
For without my Joisey friend's consent
I wouldn't marry the President
Unh unh unh unh unh unh

Well that's it Clyde better hit the road, uh huh
Well that's it Clyde better hit the road, uh huh
That's it Clyde better hit the road
You ain't no frog you're a horny toad
Uh huh uh huh uh huh

Note to the FP

Remember - WE CANUCKS have the *Chicken Cannon*

Seamus, get your plush pass word here:

http://mercury.beseen.com/chat/rooms/l/4694/

The Daily Frivolity ........REAL NEWS....FRIVOLOUS COMMENTARY
Official Organ of the Board of Frivolities
Molly B. Denum, Editor in Chief
Tuesday, 13 June 2000

REAL NEWS
Activists trumpet bill that would bar circus from using elephants
WASHINGTON -- The circus without elephants? Could it possibly be?
If TV quiz show host Bob Barker and other animal-rights activists get their way, circus elephants may go the way of the 45-rpm record.
Barker and other activists today are to testify before a House subcommittee in support of a bill that would ban elephants from performing at circuses.

FRIVOLOUS COMMENTARY
What's Next? ... Petitions to Accasbel to bar from Circus Tir all the Aussies, Canadians, Chicagoans, and people from Ohio? (....those animals...) *g*
nota bene: noticeably absent from the list above are Texans...they outnumber us all!

Official Organ of the Board of Frivolities???? Where's the cute little monkey and the Italian musician???? *bwg*

Mr. Seamus McCool---and why are people from OHIO included in the above list!?!?!?!?!?!? Please rethink this position! I believe even though Tat is not physically in Ohio, she can still be considered IN Ohio legally. So tread very carefully here! *G*

*shakes head* .. just what has Tir come to while I have been away??? *laughin' here* ....

Well Done, Seamus McCool !! I am sure much mirth will abound from this wee corner. *smile*

http://www.paddy.net/ds/PNbb.fcgi?14@8@.ee6c157

MEMO from Lt. L.U.V. O*Merriment:

The *Sense of Humour Check Room* is now CLOSED

It is advisable to bring yours with you lest it
be taken by the wee folk

The Canucks may have the Chicken Cannon, but remember that behind the Tir bar we have secreted the ominous Month-Old Egg Catapult which has fortunately never yet been used...LLL

well I guess when life hands you a month old egg
you have to make an ominous.

I presume that the launch mechanism was taken from
that famous tome - 101 Uses for A Dead Cat

OWWWWWWW Hey - next time could ya load the thing with soft-boiled?

*tiptoes behind the counter and gums up the woiks with the Handy Tirnan's secret weapon -
Maple Syrup & Duct Tape*

LadyQ3...you're on the verge of becoming the first honourary member (EVER!) in the Fraternal and Sisterly Order of Frivolity....
Capt O'Mirth, F.P. (p.s. are you married???...the Captain wants to know)

*bats eyelashes* I'm available,Captain. *giggle*
...and my drink is empty, dear...
Phyllis Upp

Oh Captain, my Captain
Tis married I be
But methinks Lt. L.U.V.
Is an unwed sidhe er she

In honour of the Captain's ability to spell *Q*orrectly in *Q*anadian * I hereby by grant him
Honourary Membership in:
the League of *Q*wazed *Q*anucks

I must now away to begin the preparations for the initiation rites

HEY Seamus guess what ?

You WON the limerick contest in paddynet with
*Pegs and the Paddynet Dregs*

DO I get half the gambling chips since I was your inspiration *LMAO*

CONGRATULATIONS

Seamus has won a limerick contest???
Hmmmmm...I'll have to think on this....
...If I'd sent in my secret thermonuclear weapon, the City of Brotherly Love Limerick, he'd have never had a chance...mwahahahaha

a circus with out elephants is like a bog without ducks...
hi McC, congrats on your literary achievements

*reaches out to give McQ a pat on the back-

HEY O'mirth gimme back that butter knife.....*

BARRED whatta ya mean barred??????

OK OK I give up

Seamus: in sincerity and the spirit of jo*Q*larity:

Well done!

SEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMUUUUSSSSUS?????????????????

Did you realise (Canadian spelling *g*) that your SEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMUUUUSSSSUS looked at upside down could be construed as being the cry of a banshee?

Interesting cry, LadyQ3. *s*

I SEE YOU trying to look at your monitor with your head tilted *LOL*

Yoo-hoo....yoo-hoo, Captain O'Mirthie baby, where are you?

yours in love,
Phyllis Upp

Hope you will X*Q*use me for correcting you
(as if)

Proper Canadian spelling is realiZe - with a ZED

Log on to www.iam.ca
Joe can explain everything
*makes mental note to tell Lt. L.U.V. O'Merriment
that she has a rival for the affections of the
Captain*

*The Captain writes up a warning for the previously highly-regarded LadyQ3*

The Honourable Mr. McCool is NEVER wrong in the Board of Frivolities! If he should say Canadians spell something a certain way...well, then, they SHOULD.

This is your 1st warning, LadyQ3.

Capt. O'Mirth, F.P.

*the world renown assassin of good taste and humour, Joe V. Ality, slips into the Board of Frivolities*

Yes...yes, I see there is much work for me to do here.
O'Mirth....your days are numbered..I'll get you, O'Mirth, even if it's the last thing I do...HaHaHaHa

Can I use one of my lifelines?

The Daily Frivolity ........REAL NEWS....FRIVOLOUS COMMENTARY
Official Organ of the Board of Frivolities
Molly B. Denum, Editor in Chief
Wednesday, 21 June 2000

REAL NEWS
Army Mobilized to Battle Banana Glut
TAIPEI - Taiwan's Council of Agriculture said Wednesday it was enlisting the island's military to battle a glut of bananas.

FRIVOLOUS COMMENTARY
This raises ALL SORTS of amusing possibilities! ... *g* My advice to the Taiwanese military....just tread lightly, watch your step....one slip and....well, we've all seen the 3 Stooges.

What if the bananas ally themselves with the cherries, whipped cream, pineapples, and ice cream? They could SPLIT the island nation in an elaborate power-sharing scheme!!

Nahh, wouldn't work...you'd need some spoons...chopsticks just won't make it. *LOL*

Since I'm sure there is NO 2ND WARNING CAPTAIN
My rebuttal:

LadyQ3 enters the room, accompanied by her loyal, royal entourage - Bob & Doug MacKenzie, Bill the Cat, Corp. Dorothy, and Pinky.
Whilst Bob & Doug mix their *Strange Brew*, Corporal Dorothy moves the Chicken Canon into the room and sets the co-ordinates for Philadelphia.
*LadyQ3* * Dorothy prepare to load Canon*
Dorothy hoists a large sack over his shoulder, steps to the front of the Canon -*awaiting your instructions m'lady*
*LadyQ3 - *Load canon!*
Dorothy begins loading the ammunition:
2 litres Maple Syrup, 1 kilogram Canadian Bacon, 1 two-four of Molson's Canadian (liquid only - no bottles -they're returnable), a copy of the Oxford Dictionary of the Canadian Language, 1 moose (naw ferget it - too cruel) 1 Hudson's Bay Blanket and a touque.
*Stand down Dorothy and prepare to fire at my signal. READY, AIM
PHHHHHHTTTT
Zoiks - Egad Wady you shoulda knowed better than to give Bill a match

hauls out the Month-Old Egg Catapult and hands it over to Seamus...Arm yerself, man!

s'ok, Celt. I have the Taiwanese bananas on my side.

besides I've put in a word with Capt O'Mirth to back off the Canadians a bit. He gets a little defensive, but he's just trying to look out for me

*packs up the fonts and colors in the back of the van and heads out to Chicago*

I see my friend, Celt, needs some direct help with this formatting. I hope he has a spare room!

sure thing, Seamus...I just hope the dog doesn't mind. Heh heh

WOW__________ I got here Seamus Thank you

If I don't add a rhyme
I will have commit a crime
on this board fo frivorlities
so I'll try as I cry through the cities
That Seamus McCool
is a very cool fool
cherished by all who are
on the road to tir near and far

Just released from hospital today;
'twas a near thing - nearly choked myself into a meeting with a banshee
and no matter what THEY tell you -
CROW doesn't taste anything like chicken.
PTUI - *small bluish - black feather floats to the floor*
Off to the dry cleaners to see if they managed to get the egg & banana stains out.
I guess the yolk was on me
Not very a*peel*ing.
*S*

WARNING to all Frivoliters !!!

Lt. L.U.V. O'Merriment has brought to my attention the news that the noted assassin of good taste and humour,
Joe V. Ality, has been seen lurking in the vicinity of the Board of Frivolities

Joe had been my star pupil and an aspiring F.P. at one time. In fact, when Joe was stationed as an F.P. in Orleans, France, he was so loved by the people there, he became known as Good Joe V., (or in French, Bon Joe V.).

That terrible name (and some bad escargot) eventually turned Joe to the dark side of the F.P. force. Now he travels the world, an assassin of good taste and humour wherever he goes

DO NOT try to apprehend Joe yourself....or listen to any of his bad jokes

This is a job for the ... FRIVOLITY POLICE!

Capt. O'Mirth, F.P.

Hey, O'Mirth!

Do you know how I kept in touch with my fellow prisoners all those years after you put me away?

I used a CELL PHONE. Get it O'Mirth? Cell phone? Heh heh heh

Hey, O'Mirth (I'm biting, hook, line and stinker.....)

How do you keep in touch with your Irish friends?

With a cell-tic phone!

Bon Joe V.? Ooooh--he gives love a bad name! :)

Buhdiddluhbah!

or the Innkeeper's high-speed model:
The Acc*cell*erate phone

I have had a word or two with LadyQ3 and she has promised never again to post messages with humoUr so subtle(or obs*Q*re) that it has caused some people concoin(sic)

*Bats triple layer of eyelashes at the Captain*
~;}

Lt. L.U.V. O'Merriment,FP

*Silly giggling* Stop it somemore O_Mirthful one! And Lt. L.U.V. O'Merriment,FP...
You are absolutely killing me with the Cell-elite Humour! Sheesh...I gotta collect on the hail damage to me thighs as I get pelted on me dark side by Joe...dark side assassin of good taste and humour wherever he goes. Uh...does he assassinate bad humour perchance? BAD HUMOUR...BAD, BAD HUMOUR! *nonstop giggling* I love it!
THE BAD HUMOUR MAN

da peeple what I oan sed dat you called me BAD

iyam a gud dawg
i et my peeples mobile fon
i tot it was *cell*ery

frum da desQ uv
HumoUr
faythfil pet (she tinks)
uv
Lt. L.U.V. O'Merrimeant

RIGHT!!!What's all this then??? A Captain cavorting with his underlieutenants? Batting of eyelashes at a married officer? For shame! What's the world coming to? Jocularity and frivolity, that's what! Tsk Tsk
signed,
A Fair Cop

I would know that the source of that poor attempt at formatting ANYWHERE. *G*

WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thought for a while the Captain had gone into hiding from the Lt.

HAPPY(red) FOURTH OF (white) JULY(blue)

leaving for a show/vacation

Be gentle with me while I'm gone

*plants big sloppy kiss on monitor*

Who,me? LLL

To the Americans on the board (myself included, of course)...
Happy Frickin' Fourth, peoples! America is 224 years old, today...funny, she doesn't *look* that old... ;)

Depends on which end you're regarding, Cbleidd...LLL

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Capt. O'Mirth, F.P. & Lt.L.U.V. O'Merriment,F.P.

HAVE ELOPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now that's what I call a "FAIR COP"

where'd ya move the board to, eh?

just like my parents *sigh*

they moved and didn't leave a forwarding address

Sure ain't the same without O'Mirth & O'Merrimeant
*Perhaps I shall find a clue as to their whereabouts.*

*What is that large furry lump on the floor?*
*Why it's HumoUr(faithful companion of
Lt. L.U.V.)*
*The poor thing is soaking wet(relax Jumm - he's a
Yellow Lab)and has a champagne bottle clenched between his teeth.*
*Could this be a *message in a bottle?*
*Removes cork from bottle - sniffs cork - ahh it was a very good week.*
*Sees and removes a Guinness Label from the bottle and tries to read..........
*I can just make out the words *Niagara Falls and
Barrel*
*I will withdraw to my study for further perusal.*
*Fear not for I will not rest until the Captain and the Lieutenant return to their rightful place*

The Daily Frivolity ........REAL NEWS....FRIVOLOUS COMMENTARY
Official Organ of the Board of Frivolities
Molly B. Denum, Editor in Chief
Monday, 31 July 2000

REAL NEWS
Riot Erupts After Grocer Arrested for "Flirting"
TEHRAN - The arrest of a shopkeeper accused by a judge of flirting with his wife has triggered riots in the Iranian town of Qir, officials and media said Monday. Local judiciary chief Hossein-Ali Amiri told reporters that a "misunderstanding" between the judge and the shopkeeper had led to the tensions. The daily Bahar said the grocer was cross-eyed, giving a false impression to the judge's wife that he was leering at her.

FRIVOLOUS COMMENTARY
No need for any frivolous commentary here. This beats ANYTHING I could say!

*wonders if both the grocer AND the judge's wife were cross-eyed...they could have been looking at a total of 4 different people....nahh, too bizarre *LOL*

*must make this quick:the henchpersons of
the Assassin of Good Humor are close at my heels.
Fear not good Tirnans - O'Mirth & O'Merriment-O'Mirth shall return!!!!!*

HI to seamus ,celt,qd,cleo1,briana,and how ever came to my bd on the 6th. Dragontamer

Bubbles rising to the surface and staves of a barrel have been found by coelacanth fishermen in Lake Ontario......

......could Capt. O'Mirth and Lt. L.U.V. O'Merriment have met their demise in the cool waters of the lake.....or did they fail to survive the drop over the Falls? (Or did Fearless Leader, Boris, and Natasha cook up this scheme and lifeless story line?)

'tis a sad day for frivoliters...

meanwhile, a dark character with an auger is seen in the bushes beside the lake, chuckling to himself)

Heh..heh...heh...

Joe V. Ality

Coelacanth fishermen???

O'Mirthie baby, say it isn't so!

yours in love,
Phyllis Upp

Phyllis Upp?

heh...heh...heh
Sounds like a standing order in a smorgasbord restaurant...
heh..heh...heh

Joe V. Ality

Is Frivolity dead?

Has everyone left to get a degree from the Electoral College?

Has Joe V. Ality killed humo(U)r forever?


These questions and more.....to be answered.

*L* Does anyone detect a touch of Frostbite Falls in any one of this?

Perhaps they all have emigrated to Mooslyvania...

At a ketchup/catsup factory in Moosylvania....

...newlyweds and expectant parents, Capt. O'Mirth and Lt. L.U.V. O'Merriment make plans to expand their fledgling business to the Windy City.

ALL POINTS BULLETIN:
From: C.P.D. Hdqts, 1100 S. State. St.
To: Chicago Police Dept./O'Hare Airport Division
All On-Duty officers
RE: Philly CheeseSteak Purveyors Quarantine

It has come to our attention through the efforts of our vigilant Internet informants that a certain pair of well-known Philadelphia smugglers are conspiring to illegally transport a shipment of Philly Cheese Steaks across state lines, in violation of the quarantine order regarding said vile foodstuffs.

It has also been determined that these two perpetrators are in unlawful possession of a large quantity of "ketchup" or "catsup", which is also proscribed within city limits.

The two suspects, one Captain O'Mirth and his expectant wife LUV are expected to arrive Chicago at any time in next few weeks. Officers and personnel are instructed to keep all gates and concourses under surveillance in expectation of their imminent arrival. Over and out.

KCIA (Ketchup Counter-Intelligence Agent) "Buns" O'Steele reports unusual police activity at O'Hare...

....meanwhile at an undisclosed Norfolk Southern Railroad siding in The City of Hoagies, Cheese Steaks, and Other Earthly Delights, tanker cars destined for the Windy City are undergoing final preparations for shipment....after being filled with their cargoes of ketchup/catsup and Cheez-Whiz.

What a waste! Counter-intelligence agents in Chicago....must be hard trying to find intelligence to counter there

slowly I turned, step by step.....

muvver? fawver?

dat celt man thtep by thtepped on me

it'th ok - he thtepped on ma hed

thith ith a nithe plathe

I YIKE IT HERE

thee youth thoon, luff & kithess - Thylvethter(a)?

For Goodness sake ... someone take the Brat under their wing and teach him/her how to type English .. or at least something resembling it. Tis our duty!! one and all !!

Lacie, have ya never read James Whitcomb Riley? I feel as if I am reading one of his poems reading the words of Mirth.

thankth nithe man daryl
i knowth i din thpeek tho gud
i don thpell to gud ether
i yam ownly a liddle mirth

Right - loser - back to your playpen
Hi denizens of the Tir
Je me presente: Je m'appelle Mirth Drat
Evil Twin of Mirth Brat
I'll be bekkk
mwahahahahahahaha

We may have problems teaching the Mirthbrat to type anything resembling English....seems the little tyke is multi-lingual (and a bit humoUrous too!) *L*

and I thought I had the franchise for frivolous humoUr here in Tir *G*

Hey - you - Wiseguy
Yeah - I'm talkin' to yooze Signore McCool
You disrespectin' my sib?
What'a metaphor yoooze?
Yooze like fish?

My uncle Joseph "Vinny* Ality nel'Italia
is watchin' youze

I vote we ''make'' the evil twin and whack de udder one.
LLL

nope, sorry, never heard of James Whitcomb Riley .. lucky for me, I think *smile*

ooooo dat thmarth!!!
y duth thum 1 wanna go an whak me fer
gonna tell Mirthdrat
u wone like her varry mush when the's angwy

Bon jour Mirth Drat com on va tu? (forgive spellin errors. I've not written in French in many years.) If any of you want to read an excellent yet uncommon poet, Find James Whitcomb Riley. I was introduced to him by my grandmother who left me two books of his that are both over one hundred years old. I felt as if I had just walked back into the country when I began to read. The only thing that could possibly be more homey than reading his works, would be reading them while sipping on a mint julip.

Daryl....a site with Selected Works of James Whitcomb Riley (just click on this link to take you there)

mithter daryl?
Mirfdwat sez I apostta gib u dith
http://www.mostweb.cc/Classics/

Thank you, Mirthbrat. Daryl's got me interested in finding out more about James Whitcomb Riley!

I'm getting worried though - I'm beginning to understand Mirthbrat *G*

Although I did not see a link to my favorite poem of his, To a Skull, this links to one of my favorites of his http://www.underthesun.cc/Classics/Riley/jwr/jwr58.html

If Riley writes in annoying phonetic prose I think I'll pass...lol

I think you would find it interesting, Celt. I was surprised myself. A bit of 1800's Hoosier dialect, but nothing to difficult to understand. His works seem to give a glimpse into a day and culture no longer found.

*from my vantage point.....sitting here waiting for the Irish Space Agency to fire the kegs of Guinness to lower the Tir into a descent over North America*

Could be a mess. They predict potato-sized chunks of Tir to be scattered from Chicago to Philadelphia.

....potato-sized chunks of Tir....and not a bottle of ketchup anywhere to be found in the house!

thank the lucky stars there's no spud chunks slated to land in the San Francisco area

but feel free to dump any spare fuel here ¯ in my upraised pint glass!

Greetings people of the Tir!
I bring news of my thibilant thibling.
Mr. Celt, sir:
my twin was heartbroken by your comments.
Dispirited but determined, Brat took the lemons - so to speak - and set out in search of LemonAid.
In the course of events he discovered that there
is,in fact, a place in this world for that
*annoying phonetic prose*
Brat became - a telemarketer. He amassed a considerable fortune and has commenced a *GrandTour*
He left no itinerary - he may turn up anywhere
Regards to you all
Submitted, respectfully
Mirthdrat

Seems like the Board of Frivolities has been on an extended vacation/holiday.

I knew it was a mistake shipping all my ketchup and Cheez Whiz (99% artificial cheese)
to Celt in ChicagoLand. *L*

Perhaps a bribe is in order, eh? The "eh" is so the Canadians feel included *G*

Ok.....a night of free Guinness in Tir for the first humorous entry to this Board.
Compliments of the Frivolity Police.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? *must be an 'merciaaaaaaaaaaaan thaaaaaang

This probly doesn't even rate a "virtual" Guinness... :)

"Seamus' Macule"
by Jumm Jumm

Free virtual Guinness is tres cool
Drunk seated on a virtual barstool,
Yet "my fate is too cruel"
Came Seamus' mewl
"my shirt stains still, with virtual drool".

*L*

I might let you sniff an empty glass of Guinness, Jumm *G*

Very good. *L*

Takes a minute to wave to Jumm*
Long time no see Jumm *S*

In the City of Steaks and Cheez Whiz
Seamus offered free pints without fizz
to the primary punner
who said ''Jeez, what a bummer!
That's no prize, that's a PHILLY pint, that is!!!''

Heh heh

*LOL* That's NOT funny, Celt. *G*

Jumm *standing on his head* waving! (so Sorcha will see him right side up in Margaret River.)

"I know! I know! Let's stand him on his head!!!"
-Firesign Theatre

NO...NO...NO .. lets stand him on his head!!

hey man - interesting garden ornament!!!!!

Jumm? - statue?

*neatly flips Jumm right side up*


sorry folks - gots to git gone

I feel a limerick comin' on

I was too stoned the times I listened to the Firesign Theater, way back, so I don't remember anything except the voices......I wouldn't mind much bein' a garden ornament in Seamus' *grape* arbor though, when I'm old and useless.

Hope you don't mind, Seamus, but we forgot to feed the cop under the floorboards, and now we have to dispose of him in some dark quiet place...
*dumps the sack of bones in the darkest corner* There, that oughta do it...*seeya Seamus*G*

Celt! *admonishes* You were supposed to QUIETLY dispose of him, not announce it, you silly! *L* Now we'll have more to deal with! *looks round to see if Sully is lurking about*

Hmmm, had forgotten about the pesky bobbie under the boards.....*opens the sack* To Whiz or not to whiz, that is the question :)

Quick, bury 'em in the back garden under the Grape Arbor!

eeeeeeeeeewe Jumm, does that mean we will be drinking the Dead Bobby vintage next winter?? hmmmm ... maybe we could call it Bobby's Basement Blend?? .. all suggestions welcomed.

*waters the vines with fond memories of times in the basement*

A Tir salute to the town of Shadey Shores Texas, population 1,700.
SALUTE

when did Tir turn into HeeHaw?

Could it have something to do with jackasses?

BR549

sheesh...and I thought MY board was dead...two years without a post? Even from Seamus? Tsk tsk