Aussie, Aussie, Aussie .. Oi, Oi, Oi ..
OK ... this is now THE place to expose all the Aussie Bloopers (hang on, I dont think you all hear the aussie comentary, right? .. so the bloopers will be ya own *s*) .. bets, praise and discussions ........
Tis the Sydney, Australia Olympic Games ...... (all bets taken, tecumseh)
By Lacie on Friday, September 15, 2000 - 04:22 pm:
my favourite of the opening ceremony? .. well, I have to say the marching out of South and North Korea as ONE. That was ...... something to behold.
By Lacie on Friday, September 15, 2000 - 04:23 pm:
what was your favourite thing in the ceremony to love or hate??
By Guest on Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:01 pm:
Hi lacie,
Lucky you! The olympics take place in your country! I didn't see the whole opening ceremony, but what I watched on telly was just great. Some of the costums were lovely. I think that the little girl was brilliant. FANTA
By Lacie on Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 02:33 pm:
she is something special, that's for sure Fanta!! I am glad you enjoyed what you saw.
By Shamrock on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 01:59 am:
Lacie, I just thought of a GREAT idea! Let me know who wins the medals as they happen, & I'll place bets here but no one will know the results right away. We can split the profits! After all, I have your telly number.(peeing me pants thinking
up the grand scheme) *LOL*....BTW, I'm not
patronizing you or your country, but that had to be right at the top of the list for one of the greatest opening ceremonies this yank has ever seen!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!
By Lacie on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 05:22 am:
thanks Shammy *beaming smile* ... i thought it was pretty good, too. I am very glad it was enjoyed elsewhere.
try this
http://www.olympics.com.au
By Lacie on Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 02:23 pm:
hmmmm .. hey Sham .. i have 'routers' on my desk at work ... i think your plan might just work *wiggles eyebrows* ... give me a call ...
By Lacie on Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 12:22 pm:
Now .. the 1500 ... who's it to be??
Wouldn't I love Perkins to make it three in a row!!!
By Shae on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:56 am:
GOOBER OLYMPIC QUESTIONS
Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied where appropriate.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?
Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes?
A: Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in Sydney.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for this October...
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia?
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise.
Q: My client wants to take a steel pooper-scooper into Australia. Will you let her in?
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay?
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia?
Q: Do the camels in Australia have one hump or two?
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia?
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia?
A: No. Everybody stinks.
Q: Do tents exist in Australia?
A: Yes, but only in sporting supply stores, peoples' garages, and most national parks...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia?
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population?
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia?
A: Yes. At Christmas.
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum.
A: There are no rattlesnakes in Australia.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia?
A: Face North and you should be about right.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule?
A: Some people have long had considerable trouble
distinguishing between Austria and Australia.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees.
Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help?
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go?
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.
By Lacie on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 01:49 pm:
*smile* .. classics.
By Guest on Saturday, September 8, 2001 - 09:37 pm:
the winter Olympics are in salt lake city utah u.s of a . Is Oz sending a team if so why?