Dear All,
It has ahappenned again.
I need to chat. Must chat.
Please let me Chat!!!!!
But Tir is EMPTY!!!!!!!
What will I do????????
Yours disconsolately
Ludd

forgot to say answers on cyber postcard please.

Al lets try this ....It is now 15:07 GMT.
I will return at !5:15 GMT
Those visiting Chat finding it empty will go to message board.
See this messsage and prest be waiting for me!!!!!!

missed ya by 400 seconds, luddie .. sitting in Tir, twiddling my thumbs *smile*

........ I sat, I waited ....................

Are you wearing your usual surfing\chat apparel lacie?

well here I am in an empty tavern..I could count the bottles, wash the glasses , sweep up, talk to myself, wait for rolan to return or hope the next visitor comes to the message board ha ha ha

I know what the problem is! Currently it is 5:10 P.M. (GMT) 29 Oct 2001 You are several hours in the future, You must sit very still and wait for the rest of us to catch up with you.


Oh my! I seem to be in the future with you, so I'll go wait beside you.

Hi from the past!!! it's 11.40 pm 29 Oct 2001 here!!! Tir is still empty... so I leave here my best smiles to all my friends of the Tir: I never make it to meet you... sob, sob, sob !!!!!!.... and don't be too disconsolate Ludd!!! Go on trying!!! Who sleeps never catches fishes (Italian saying)!!! LOL!!!
Happiness !!! :) :) :)

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p.s. Get time on your side!!!

I don't have the time!

Time waits for no one

Time is relative only to those who are awake.

A mouse click, just in time, saves a re-boot.

So many men, so little time

~Mae West~

So I am trapped in a time warp or perhaps a parallel universe where tir is full but I am invisible to them and vice versa....thats alright then...exit ludd scratching head..........

So little men, so many times

~Mae Wench~ ??

now Accasbel that is a litttle uncertain and you know it you naughty boy!!!!!!!!!

ah just experienced time warp thing

well, i could see you, luddie ........... could you not see me? ......... hmmmmmmm .. maybe you are in the alternate place??? Accasbel???

poor me posted to the alternate place!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. What is the alternate place???????/

''Space is the place...''
-Sun Ra

space is the final frontier .... ahhhh Picard ...

hoisted by your own picard lacie!!!!!boom ...boom.......

Roses are shining in Picardy, In the hush of the silvery dew.
Roses are flowering in Picardy, But there's never a rose like you! ...

ah shucks now you've made me blush Accasbel!!!!
Sorry you meant lacie.........
Exit red faced ludd.........

ah Tir empty............OK I am going to contemplate my navel........ummmmm why is there always fluff in there??
Answers on cyber post card please to
Ludd
Tip the Gnomes House
Memory Lane

I am not going mad but Tip the Gnome was the first book I ever read and lacies nostalgia email got me thinkin!!!!!!!!

101 things to do when Tir is empty;
Think of old pop groups like the english band
Tirs for Fears
or who remembers Lesley Gore
Its my party and i'll shed Tirs if i want to
exit ludd scraping barrell bottoms as he goes

Who can forget the line from the song in the musical Grease:

Tírs on my pillow, pain in my heart over youooooOoooo.

nice one daryl

or smokey robinsons immortal

Tirs of the clown

too many tir drops for one heart to be cryin'
96 tir drops
by question mark and the mysterians 1966

heheh

I question your Tirs
You answer my fears
Your best friend just leers
We cascade the years
I doubt that she hears
Just too many beers
I question your Tirs

Do not forget the immortal Kinks number:

I'm so Tir(ed)
Tir(ed) of waiting
Tir(ed) of waiting for you

Quite appropriate for an empty Tir me thinks

Tirs for souveniers,
that's all you've left me


http://www.shapirobernstein.com/mbr/shapiro_song_display.asp?misn=2849

Don't Tir apart my world

These terrible puns must stop, or I'll Tir(n) you all in...

John lennon;
I'm so Tir(ed)
I haven't slept a wink
I'm so Tir(ed)
I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir walter raleigh
he was such a dosy git


But which album??????/

Oh must be the Wit Album....(ducks)

You VIL be Tir-minated...

Luddie you have Tir(n'd) my head!!... Tirnacious, Tirrific ... Tirmendous ... Tir'friendly ....

Who knows what Tirmorrow will bring lacie!!!!!!

Tirns crimson!! *shucks*

To every season
Tirn Tirn Tirn

Have we reached a Tirning point?

definitely not dave.
Have you missed the sign
outside the tavern
no right Tirn
That leaves us only one choice!!!!!!!!!

Left Tirn? Or *gasp* go straight? *SIGH* This is TIRrible...

One good Tirn deserves another I suppose


Aren't Tirns big birds??????????

I'm writing a paper on this board. Think I'll call it a Tirm paper

hey get your paper off that bored!!!!
oops !!!!!!!!!

Be careful Mcguire anyone could Tirn on you here.......

dangerous place......

Just when you thought we had hit rock bottom things took a Tirn for the worse!!!!!!!!!

Watch your language there Luddie, it's getting a little Tirse

Yes I am overTIRed I know............

What in Tirnation,,,no one ever heard fo Tirdly winks?

Hey Cleo you should see my new car got huge tread Tirs an all

Tirtle doves seems appropriate right now *S*

oh very very good Sorcha I am almost speechless!!!!!!!!!!
Tiriffic even!!!!!!!

How about a rousing chorus of Tir little drummer Boy............

hey Cleo .. that is about the best yet!! *LMAO* .. Tirnation!!!

Tir'wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are ............ when you wish upon a star, you're dreams..... come ..... true!!

Ludd and would that new car have a TIRing wheel too???????,,,throws Tir coins in the fountain,,sits at the intirnet cafe and sings Oh Christmas Tir oh Christmas Tir,,,,,,,,,,,,

that is really, really baaaaaaad, Cleo. It Tirns that point - from the sublime .............. *LOL*

At xma si like to drink nice frothy
Egg (Tir na) Nog!!!!!!!

Very Tirgid when it is empty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Hey Hey Hey

Tir Na Nog Ah!!!!!!!!

They Don't write them like that anymore!!

(You have gotta sing it to get it)

And here I was sure that was our National Anthem!It is after all sung at every hockey game,,,not that's something to do when Tir is empty,,,passes the puck to ludd,,,and watches him Tir down the ice

Very excellent cleo
Oh I need a hair of the dog

Something sweet like A Tir Maria on the rocks!!!!!!

I guess we've left no stone unTirned for all these awful puns...

tirabble tirabble,,,,could we have gotten worse?
we sure gave it out best shot though didn't we?

on the 12th day of xmas
my Tir love gave to me
a parTIRidge ina pear Tireeeeeeeeeeee

well ... gotta ROTFLMAO .. well done Luddie *grin*

You take the cake, mate ..

........... that just cracked me up .!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't you mean just crackered you up.........

...Five gold Tiriiiiiiiiiiiiings
Four tir calling birds
Tiree French hens
Two Tirtle doves
And a patiridge in a Tir tree

Wish you all a serene, bright, Happy New Year, friends!!!
Big smiles :) :) :)

This thread has run its course RIP

Nice to end on a happy note Ili....

You might say to do so in Tir na Nog is one of the Tirn Commandments................

To every season...

Tirn, Tirn, Tirn

1 Thou shall have no other sites before Tir

2 Thou shall make mirth when ever possible

3 Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's pun (Steal it, pun-the-pun, crack on it if you must, but don't covet it!)

(I can not think of any more)

Now don't go all biblical on me Daryl

If you hurt me i may Tirn the other cheek!!!!!!

but can anyone tirn the water into wine is the pressing question these days.

priceless cleo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, there's a white screen in Tir. Did somebody tirn the lights off or did they tirn them on too bright or is it snowing so bad in there, that we have a completirly whited out screen?

I also see only a white screen! I thought my eye sight had gone. Maybe Mac is right,,,,Acc, turn down the lights!!!! LOL

.............. No Tir today, our screen has gone away ............

Well, I'm doing a little better...I get the white
screen WITH an ad for eBay. I do hope BeSeen hasn't tirned their backs on Acc!

It was a conspiracy,,,a be seen tirany...but the little people won and can once again play at comedy or tirgedy

See you on the screen

well to coin a phrase or to mix a metaphor;

Power to the people
Tir nogians will win
as after all


IT'S A LONG WORM THAT HAS NO TIRNING!!!!!!!!

Talking of mixed metaphors
well I was anyhooooooooww

Look before you spoil the broth
He who hesitates won't make the light work


etc etc etc

Lacie I would Chat but there is the dreaded white screen in the room again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have struck the same screen, Luddie - and it seems I have left Chrisc 'high & dry'. *sigh*

hey, luddie .. from your IP's, seems Chrisc lives just down the road from you .... fancy a jog to London to explain the Tir Problem to him? *L*

Dear Mr Accasbel.

Our (your) Tir na nOg has been frustratingly dysfunctional of late. Now, although that may fit in with most (taking literary liberty) of our own lives, it is a HUGE piss off (Aussie colloquialism)!!

Is there anything that can be done to alleviate this reoccurring trouble?

yours in frustration,
lacie

ok y is it when ever i'm on no one else is? what is there a chat schedule i dont know about?! lol.

careful gypsywench I smell a conspiracy theory coming on.....yout Tirn will come!!!!!!!!!

It's back (chat)

Think of the outage/outrage as an Act of nature.
Like a storm.
We need storms - f'rinstance - so that we appreciate it better when the weather's fine.

The world's a brutish place. Always has been.
Not that I let it get me down :)

*sigh* .. seems the 'outage' lost customers. Not me, though *LMAO* .. try again?

Brillunt
*golf clap*

*wonders for a moment what the scene would be like watching Lacie, The Crazed-Aussie Woman conversing at a pub with Accasbel, the (known to some) Irish looking-Paul Hogan/Crocodile Dundee type person*

Now THAT would be interesting AND Brillunt!

Do you think we could sell it to pay for view TV thou Wundamom?

Well 7 years later and Tir is empty again whenever I come near but on re reading the puns some are good but some are TIRable.....boom boom

TIRust it to Luddie to start the onslaught of new and wonderful puns!!!! Good form I say!

well Indie it would be Tirreble if we didn't revisit these bits of Tiristory

Ludd - you just have TIRabble timing, Tir is not always empty.