Lament for Luddie

Oh where, Oh where has our Luddie gone?
Oh where, Oh where can he be!!??

He's been missing since December -
nothing of him to see.
We are left to remember
his kindness, his humour and his ... ummmm .. (whatever rhymes with 'see')

Oh Luddie, Oh Luddie
ya great big boof!
Come back to Sorcha and me
before we call out the National Guardeeeee.

Oh where, Oh where has our Luddie gone?
Oh where, Oh where can he be!!??

So one day I was walkin down the street see.....
And pondering whether I should or shouldn't I began to discuss the possibilites. Sooooo.... I says to meself, "Self, if I were in your shoes what would you do?" And the funny thing is I never got any feed back. Nuttin!! I'd expect at least a mild argument knowing how difficult I can be, but nuttin. Not a blessed word came out. HHHhhmmm..... ya'd tink that after a few more pints I'd get a response but again, NUTTIN!! Then I realized the devious plan I had in front of me. I was intentionally NOT responding in hopes that I'd buy myself more wine. But I'm no fool, na uh..... I wasn't falling for any tricks that I may play on myself. I wasn't buying, No Way !! I decided that the best thing to do was to go home and get some sleep. I'll have this argument with some other unsuspecting soul at a later date. Any Takers Out There?

Does this now make me a missing person?

You have waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on yer hands.

Hey, you never did return my call ya knuckle head. CALL ME !!!

I don't call people who don't accept calls because an individual's phone # is blocked!! What if I want to make an obscene phone call? Half the fun is knowing that you don't know who you're talking to!*ROFLMAO*

Oh Yeah, Right. You're the guy that can disguise his voice. *LOL* Not a chance Pal!! C'mon call so I can brag about the new toy I got. YEAH BABY !!

*whispering to herself..* He's nuts, absolultely Full Goose Bozo, Yep, I'd say he's Two Fries short of a Happy Meal....

Oh yeah.... Shamrock, do you want Colleenie and tSionna's phone numbers to make your next round of "heavy breathing calls".... *mischievious grin*


*LOL*

Hey Wunda, I got their phone numbers, it's your number I need now!!!!! *mischievious grin*...LOL

BTW, Fionn, no bragging here about your new toy...
this is a G rated message board!!*LOL*

Are you a telemarketer Shamrock?

Okay Shammy, I'll tell you what kind of toy I have if you tell me what kind of phone work you do. *winks* Whatta ya say Pal, Deal?

Wun? Excuse me, Goose Bozo? Explain that one to me cause I'm thoroughly confused. Is that like Goose Dung? Or is there an organ within a goose called a bozo?
"Goose Bozo and I"
Hey, thats sound like a great name for a childrens story !! Ha ha ha ha ha....
Yeppers, I'm flippin losin it I am WUN.
But you've known that for years aye?
*
Now have you or any other "Official" received Shammy licensing fees for running his at home
female phone courtesy? That'd be my guess at what he's doing. SHAME ON YOU SHAMMY !!

*sends Nurse Ratchet to the Fionnster's home*


Aye.

Um, I've moved so none of you have my phone number now. Nyah.

Oooops!!Then I left a not so subtle message to a complete stranger!!*ROFL*

Star shine star bright.
Millinons do you find.
Not one but all you like.
As long ass they don't mind.
Keep the word to your self.
Do not tell.
From which well.

You are too faT FOR ME

What the heck was that all about?
*sings*
I don't want her you can have her, she's too fat for me..... I don't want her you can have her, she's too fat for me.......

Colleen(sans the weenie), I ALWAYS have your number, Babe... I'm a mom.

Guys, let's not have the FAT conversation, puhlease....

*replays Chris Rock's 'yo momma so fat' jokes in her head.....and grimmaces...*

Colleen, could you please lock up the Stolli when guests are around? Some of them seem to get rather strange when inebriated.

Wun, you should have locked that vat, so we would not have to here Fionn imitating Dean Martin.

~Walks away, rubbing ears~

Dean Martin? He was an actor right? I don't know Daryl, this stuff is way before my time *winks* Wun can we have the PHAT conversation instead? Dean Martin was PHAT, I remember him in the movie "The Magnificent Seven" with ...... Ummmmm....... John Wayne? Yeah thats right Big John and they hijacked an old Studebaker and robbed the Goose Bozo from town. Yeah, and all the Bozo's from Romper Room blamed Captain Kangaroo and started this big ruckus when it was really Soupy Sales (Dean Martin). Sooo.. as the story goes the captain (John Wayne) goes on this wild chase with 35 duly appointed and sworn in deputy Bozo's to go chase the Goose out of soupy to get the Goose Bozo back. WOW !! They sure don't make movies like that anymore. And the music was PHAT too.... *sings* "I don't want her you can have her she's too PHAT for me". And a moral too, those old movies had a moral to tell. "Remember, you can't have your goose and eat it to ya flippin bozo!!" Ahhhh.... those were the days.

Fionn,
I must thank you for bringing that DM song to mind. I've not been able to get the D___ thing out of my head since yesterday.
*sarcasm dripping everywhere*

I'm still waiting to hear Fionn croon some scoobie doobie doos.....

*might be better than the story-telling.. ye tink?*

*LOL*

Roobie, Roobie, Roo..... I Ruv you Roobie,
Roobie, Roobie, Roo..... Where are ya Roobie,
Roobie, Roobie, Roo.... I wanna eat yer food!!!
*pauses to sniff the hydrant*
Roobie, Roobie, Roo........
What depths I stoop to for entertainment...
sheeeshhhh..................

Stands and applauds... Hey wait a minute, thats no fire hydrant! GET AWAY FROM THE VAT OF STOLI!!!

*stomps foot... * NO!

It's Scooby Do of the "Strangers in the Night" Kind,... not the goofy mutt that chases ghosts.

*calls in Sponge Bob Square Pants for a demo*

Sheesh

Methinks this place is going to the dogs.

*cues up "Who Let The Dogs Out"


Ruh Roh

Baloop...

Scoobie Doobie Doo

Roobie roo wap
Roobie roo wap

In rhe rill of rhe right I reld Roo Reld roo right, in rhe rill of rhe right

rill of rhe righttttttt

"Never Land"
I have always known the splendor of your soft and gentle touch.
It is always there,in never land, and only on it's dusk.
To be found and lost most everynight until I feel your breath.
I am longing to be with you and will someday lay to rest.
Lay to rest within your tender arms or earths uncaring soil.
For one way or to another Never Land is nevermore.

Oi!!! Luddie, saw ya name in the tir
How the Heck are ya? *S*

I'm hurt...no one is looking for me.. *boo hoo*
Wun, you owe me updates and details or I won't share any news on this pregnancy!!! *weg*

Okay, here's an update......


*whispers..... Mick's expectin*.....

i have read all of this and still can't tell what the heck it's all about...*drinks another coors light* dangit - I guess I need to get to central Tejas...and soon...

instead - leaving for chicago in a couple of weeks...oh well...see what trouble I can drum up there I guess...

Fionn...where ya been guy? Wun? Mick? ah hell...*jumps on her horse and rides away*

Hello Vic!
I pop in every once in a rare occasion.
How are you Vic? How's the "New Life"
You know how to reach me. If not for
anything else my friend I'm listed!
My Best To All The Tir Gang!

i thought this was for missing persons? i finaly kicked Kiwi off her computer.. howdy all Fionn i think Daryl slipped a pink pill into your hip flask.

LMAO you guys, i have so missed it in here. NO KIWI MY TURN!. okay okay she wants her computer back, loves and lollypops all

LR

tap, tap, tapppity tapp...(types out a missing persons report) Calling out to all ye ol Tir folk. A wee sprite has missed the gang and am in seek of hearing how everyone is. If you are a missing person, please stand up and say aye. (waits....hmmm...tap tap...nothing) sigh. ok well if'n ya want to touch base and catch up on old times, my contact email is dayzed_inc@yahoo.com
Hugzz and sprite dust for all.

I may be missing and not know it *HUGZ* hey Dayzy

Hugzzz back at ya Mac. drop me a line sometime and let me know how all goes. I've made contact with 4 other ol paly's and it's been great catching up on things. bzzzzzz