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The old LU&E was getting a tad too lengthy.
Time (after the long break) to start a new one.

Not a lot to say but just could not resist

C:\Documents and Settings\Mike\My Documents\My Pictures Cooper Mtn 003.jpg

Ok.....thank fer yer patience,we think we have it figured it out.
love y'all

Thank you thank you O Innkeeper...my jones is satisfied again *L* Guess I'd better dust and sweep out my Illumination Corner again

a lot of sweeping to be done!

Maybe d'koind gennleman wid b'int'rasted in d'new broom? Only tree pennies fer d'loirge ones, Sir! *jangles tamborine in d'air*... he he he

I believe I'll dust my broom....*w

:O !!!

A Word to Husbands


To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

And never let them work on the same set with Angelina Jolie

Dia Duit ar maidin, Etain here nice to see ya Mac hows it going? Hope all is well!

I'd like to wish all the citizens of Tir, a Happy New Year! May it be filled with all the joy and happiness you have always wished for. A year of peace, tranquility and good fortune.

Amen to that.
Have a good one!

A Happy, Prosperous, Safe and Blessed New Year to all!

Now, about the website renovations; (and this time I'm being serious)....do you think you could install a "Picture Upload For Dummies" program???

*waves frantically to other Wench-Invoking-Wench Law-on-the-Tir-radar...*

Yours in Giddiness~

Every Wench has her way.... errrr...I mean DAY!

See?! It's really very easy when you focus...*LOL*

All y'do is this.

1. Where you type your message, decide where you want the image to appear (before or after text or with none at all).

Then type:

"image", backward slash "\", wavey left hand bracket "{", name of the file you want to upload (ensuring it is no bigger than 50kb), wavey right hand bracket "}"

The post. It will come up with "your image here", showing a test run image of where it will be placed.

2. You then simply go ahead and post, and at that point you will get a message asking you to 'browse' for the image you are uploading (this must be the same filename as what you typed in stage one.

Easy peasy.

will I need screws to hold the brackets?

Silk, Silk, Silk, Silk, Silk..... hullooooo...

BUT!... where do the pearls go?

and Who is this guest with the screw convo????

Wun/Martha

and "MY" shoes are NOT cheap

There is a spare bracket?? ACC...there is a spare bracket?! :O

Nice pearls Wun :) Did you get them at the same boutique as those shoes? *L*

...I mean...backward slash "\" first...then type "image"...etc...

Guest, there are plenty of loose screws, just look around your feet, there are four of them, oh, now five, another one just fell out of your ear.

I think that Silk qualifies for the New Wave of Wenches. Whether that wave be left-handed, curly or loose.
The Wenches have the say on who's a Wench, but since we appear to have a Wench quorum of one (Wun?) currently, Wun has the vote.

A pedant might find an issue with Silk's pic-posting instructions - but if it ain't broke, don't fix it :)


Note for guests, etc:
Wenches to not give out screws.

That's good to hear!
Just popping in to wish everyone a Happy New Year :)

Happy 2007 Sorcha! *raises a wee tipple to ye*

Woe is me....I failed the wench test. Wun didn't give me her vote. *pout*

That's a bit of a wrench?

Hey Acc, was reading an old Irish novel and the word "dhras" came up, as in: "I asked him for a dhras of work in getting my hayfield mowed."
Any clue as to what a dhras is, other than the obvious contextual meaning of "a bit"? Is it a Gaelic word perhaps?

I think it might be an anglicisation of 'drásd' - sort of 'temporary', 'for now', 'ad hoc'.
In the context, a one-off request (until the next time? :)

Used in a sentence:

I vote Silk as Ad Hoc Wench...all those opposed...

I hereby do OPPOSE THE VOTE on the grounds of Ad Hoc insanity! Hers and mine!

(Is Mrs Lad SERIOUS? ...or is Wun just toying with my ever so 'vulnerable emotions' and upsetting the ever important balance of my 4th chakra?

You decide.

Answers on the back of a self addressed 50c postcard please.)

;)

And What a fine speaking voice....
Of course ya got my ad hoc vote

OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR!

*stands and points at the Lad*....THAT man is NOT a wench!!! :O

Just because he married a key wench, does not give him voting rights...surely to goodness!

I suggest the Wenching constitution be examined forthwith to ascertain why this male has apparent voting rights! I point out that to rule in his favour may be setting a new ad hoc precedent in the annals of nOg lore. ;)

Now my 5th chakra is out too dammit! :(

Sheeesh.....emm....fumbles for his prepaid legal card...
point made in true Wench fashion...:)

Hmmm....never noticed that before Marriage licence small print clearly states....no voting privileges Ha! like okay...
All Tirnoggian Males do have the right via ad hoc voting to abide by a majority decision to lobby the committee on a proposal to create an exploratory committee for Silk to run for President of the United States.
Gooo..wan girl...before Arnold does...

However.....
Silk you could be a shoe-in the other ad hoc vote ;)

If I can vote... Silk is in...but where does that leave me?????Silky is a shoooo..in....

The quorum for Wench voting is the number of Wenches who vote. Silence is yes.
Use it or lose it :)

I found a ham hock added inside me shoe

Lucky you. Some people only find stones. :)

Acc-Thanks for the "dhras" input...I might have added that the author (one of my auld Irish cousins) often used phonetic spellings to capture the flavor of the speech...for example, one old geezer says "Bhlast it!" a lot. I'm wondering if maybe the "dh" might have been a similar phoneticism...thanks for the ideas though!

*desperately looks for Roberts Rules of Order*... Hmmm... so the motion is - Adding Silk to Wenchdom

By Proxy:
_________________________________________________
Colleen YES
tSionna YES "But, only if she'll consider playing strip poker with the Pope."(note- previous Wench recorded history.) would that be like an Ibid or an Opcit?
_______________________________________________
Wundamom Hell Yeah Yal'll
Lad Emmmm... yeah, what she said


Disclaimer: voting will not take place in the state of Florida.

Chakra and drhas..... indeed.

*scribbles out acceptance speech on napkin* I'd like to thank the Wench academy, Wun Wench, Colleen Wench, sSionna Wench, Lad Wench, and Accasbel for his nomination. I also wish to thank Mom and Dad for getting drunk, forgetting the condom, and having me. I'd also like to thank God for keeping me out of the sty and away from the bacon slicer.

AD HOC WENCH JANUARY 2007



...now...when do I get to ride the goat and wear the funny apron? OOps...that's the freemasons, isn't it! Sorry. Wrong club. *wanders off to read the fine print*...

*hopes Silk doesn't have a costume malfunction during Sunday's game....*

Shudder the thought

Don't pork fun at Silk!

Don't y'just love a man with 'brawn'! *especially with a little pickle on the side*

Aham!

HA HA HA HA..... little pickle.....


Sheesh

Testing a h'aon, adó, a trí

Check-test, One,Two,Three... *grins* yeppers still working! See Acc?? Some of us DO still pop in here!!

Ok, Ok.. so WHERE is the link with the Lyrics bit???
OR... How do I start a "blinded by the Lyrics" thread?????

I want to apply for Wenchdom within Tir as well.... do you have some sort of form Acc??? *grins*....

I have a form, but only one. So... I can't give it to anyone. Why, what would happen if I gave out the last one, and then somebody wanted one???

You'll have to make your own form.... sorry :(

*laughs*... what? no zyrox... Xyrox.. or however you spell the copy thingy....???
*lol*

Yes, yes, yes,
I keep telling you.
I have zero-x copies that I can give out.

Sheeeeesh!!!


;)