Yo.. DFF... how many wenches does it take to change a lite bulb..
*screams hysterically*

*rolls eyes*

The ANSWER IS NONE........ The Wenches were pretty well lit, before it even started~


Frog Legs anyone~~~~~~~~~~~~

Is this for real Fionn? *Searching for underwear* Empty drawers? *Leaving Victoria's Secrets catalog in drawer* ROTF Looks like Rogue's Hamster has been in your drawers...Hehehe!

I saw one of them! It surfaced briefly with a pair of shamrock covered boxers in its teeth, gave me a look, then ran off with them! I could bring one of my rats to try and track it down, if you really want those things back...

eeewwww Hamster droplets....

Yech

What I wanna know is how is D gonna march in the St. Patrick's day parade with no legs and no drawers?

Well, he could do a cross between Lady Godiva and Oisin and ride a horse....

Hmmm, a cross between Lady Godiva and Oisin:

Lady G.O. ...(nah)
Lady God.....(nah, too wenchly)
Goisin.......(nah, too much like Roisin)
Din..........(too much like duh)
Divasin......(nope, too German-thank-you-ish)
Diva.........(uh nope, wenchly again)
Lady Gosin...(Mmmmmm.. nope)
Lady Godsin..(...well... maybe)
Godsin.... Godsin...Godsen ... Godsend.

Godsend? The Mighty Fionn is a Godsend? Yes! Yes! Yes! That's it!

*and he's such a good sport too!*

*places a peg neatly on her nose* ... peeking into the draw .... *shakes head* .. shameful, just shameful!!!

Just making a very BRIEF appearance as time is SHORTS tonight. Some words of wisdom from teenage sons...

Remember to button FLY or some fish might think you are trolling. Any fly fishermen here?

Oh yes,lacie...I took the time to clean the contents in Fionn's DRAWERS so you can remove pegs from your nose now. She was getting so tired that I decided to help you both out. *G*

*Laying a dried white rose in Fionn's drawers*

Hehehe...

*ROTFLMAO* Thanks ladies, too bad I'm just seeing this now. But many thanks just the same. See Ya around sometime ! *warm smile*

try and keep up, Fionn .. *sigh*

Talk about 'brief' appearances and disappearances!
One of these days I am going to catch up with Themightyfionn and do some official debriefing. *Adjusting official detective badge*

I wish guests would identify themselves. It makes for better conversation. But if you need to catch up with me you know where I am or at least someone you know would know how to catch me. *LOL*

gee ... profound post fionn *lacie in awe* ....... for the man of many names, you sure dont take well to guests ROTFLMAO ........ *wink*

A BRIEF BIRTHDAY GIFT AND GREETING FOR FIONN:

*Inspecting Fionn's Underwear Drawer* Hmmm...looks like you could use some new underwear for your birthday. Do you like green? I found these hundred dollar bills lying around Wall Street and knitted them myself! *G* And next I will design some M and M chocolate edible briefs for your comfort. They only melt in the mouth, not in your hands! Oh yes...I will make sure the peanut M and M's if you prefer nuts. Happy Birthday Mighty Fionn!

And I will add a pair of Patented Pixie-Proof Purple Pedal-Pushers, for Protection from all Peril.

I stole the shamrock covered boxers, BTW, I needed an entry for the rude food contest.

Happy Birthday, Fionn!

I'd like to take a quick moment to humbley thank all of you who think of me from time to time, remain friends of mine, put up with me and wish me well on a nice quiet Friday in May *S* I don't need to mention names, you all know who you are. *hearty handshakes and big wet sloppy smooches*
Au Revoir ! DFF

Hi TheMightyFionn. Wow, like this site. Thanks for sharing it with me. Was great hearing from you again. Guess I still have lots to learn about you and your "underware drawer".........lol. We will talk soon..*s* Think I have learned a little tonight already!!!

*Opens the drawer and see's everything is put back in order. Breifs on one side, boxers to the other* HHHhhhhmmmmmm....... do the bandana's belong here or with the socks? Perhaps I should invest in bikini's? *thinks about ever getting into an accident and having a nurse see them* NAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa......

Wot?
Fionn
-- kilt in an accident ???

But if you have an accident in a kilt, the proper choice of underwear would be none. What a picture that would make!

Right, that picture could go either way. Depending on how cute the nurse was *grins*

This is for The Mighty Fionn...a friend to all and this first tribute will explain why I posted it here in full view for all to see since he lets just about anyone into his underwear drawers! *G*

Friends are like WEDGIES...They know your inner self, they're intimately close, and it feels great when you pick out a good one!

Fionn...You're my kind of friend...the weird kind. I like that and I like you!

Our friendship brings out the best in both of us...which isn't too hard since we're already both perfect!

Hey friend...need to borrow a hug? You can return it (as often and) whenever you want.

I'm glad I have a friend like you to talk to. If you were my shrink I could never afford you!

Always remember that if you ever have a problem or get into trouble I will do what a real friend would do...I'll come down and visit you in jail!

The number one reason you're my friend...YOU DESERVE THE BEST...@#%^&* it!

NOW SOME WISDOM FOR FIONN BECAUSE HE IS MY FRIEND AND HE ALWAYS LISTENS TO ME...or tries to. *G*

Never use this pick up line on a woman...You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer!

Here is a Man's Favorite Birthday Present and I am so sorry I could not find it for you on the internet...a device which will enable the man to hold his beer, use his remote, and scratch his behind...all at the same time!

AND NOW THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FIONN SAY...
10) Do these jeans make my thighs look fat?
9) Not tonight, honey, I have (chatting) cramps.
8) Oh goodie! A shoe sale!
7) She may be cute but her chest is WAAY too big.
6) Hey, I have that exact same shirt-only in eggshell!

5) I'm going to the store-do you want me to pick you up some feminine hygiene products?

4) Crap! I just broke a nail!
3) Nuh-uh! I don't want the remote-you choose the program.
2) Is it alright if we just cuddle?
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FIONN SAY IS...
1) Darlin, WE REALLY NEED TO TALK MORE!

Okay...these are not original. I was browsing in the Greeting Card Section at Wall Mart where tec also stocks greeting cards as he is a professional Walmart greeter. It provided some much needed diversion and I thought Fionn would appreciate a good laugh from the World Famous Clown...Want my autograph Fionn? *G*

*smiles* Thank You TAO. Thank You Very Much. But please bear in mind 3 things. I don't drink beer (wine only), I never watch TV (waste of time), and I usually find someone else to scratch me bum *LMAO*

Hehehe! Touche my friend...keep laughing. *G*

Is TAO a guy or a gal ? *grins*

Actual dialogue between TAO, Pegs, and the Devil:

Devil: Everyone thinks I am nothing but a horny guy!

TAO: That's only what they think Luci...you are a Devil with a blue dress on and it looks mighty TEMPTING. Hehehe!

Pegs: *Scratching and spatting tobacco juice* Wonder where people come up with these ideas? I am a charmingly, feminine beautiful woman! *Guzzling down a beer and belching loudly*

Devil: Jaysus pegs...That was sooo gross and you even got me saying that Holy name...praise the Pagan dieties!

TAO: *Hand in armpit as Pegs crosses leg across knee*

Devil: What in Hell's name was that Pegs? Fire and brimstone, you think you are a fire-breathing dragon with backflash or something?

Pegs: No, Luci...that was just one of TAO's famous Mind Farts! LOL

TAO: Pegs, I think we took a wrong turn when we headed for Oz. *G*

Pegs: Well, maybe if we get into character we will find the Wizzer of Oz! How about I be the Tin Man?

Devil: *Pouting Loudly* I WANT TO BE THE TIN MAN! After all, I am the heartless one...*WEG*

TAO: Hey Luci, watch that *WEG* or we may end up in Fionn's Underwear Drawer. *Watching Pegs pull on wedgie from crossing leg on knee too long*

Devil: Hee hee hee! Now everyone knows why guys get wedgies! *WEG*

TAO: What part do you want Pegs?

Pegs: Huh? Part of what? *Scratching again* Scarecrow? I might not get a brain from the Wizzer but I know I can always find a Mind Fart with you around! LOL

TAO: Okay, I will play the Cowardly Lion...RRRRRrrrrufff! RRRRRRrrrrrrfff! I got no
C-c-c-cooooooouuuuuuuRAGE! LOL Only I think since Luci is playing along with us that I shall call myself the Cowardly Lyin'...I can lie easier than standing up for truth! *G*

Devil: Well we still need Toto, Dorothy, Glenda the Good Witch, the Wicked Witch, and all those Monkey Gremlins that keep flying into my computer!

Pegs: How about Sadpuppy for Toto? He is sooooo cute! And he could lick anyone to death... *grinning at Cowardly Lyin' TAO*.

TAO: Yeah! That is good...and for Dorothy I know someone who is perfect! A wee bonnie lass. Beautiful, graceful and charming. Full of laughter, goofy yet very spiritual, confident and ascertive yet kind and generous. Red haired, blue eyed and shapely. The kind of woman who's very presence is noticed as soon as she enters the room. Hee hee hee! But you will have to pry her away from The Mighty Fionn!

Devil: Well for Academy Awards Weird Science failed miserably but I nominate Drunken Bytch as the Wicked Witch. She always has this peculiar face after she posts...^ ^ or something like it! Her performance will surely Jar anyone. LM*WEG*O

Pegs: Hey! We forgot the Good Witch. I don't want Cebrina, the teenage witch...she's got to be older.

TAO: How about Ceribrid? She is great at the auto-warts-on-the-bum spell. LOL

Devil:*Wicked evil laugh* Maaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaa! We can get Lil'boy to bewitch a few regs and make Monkeys/Gremlins out of them!

Pegs: Okay...Munchkins? *Suddenly feeling hungry* Hey! You guys seen my pallet of Hershey Kisses? I'm getting the Munchkins! *G*

TAO: There might be a slim chance in Hell that Pegs could get the entire Hockey League to do stand-ins as Munchkins now that the season is over and they need work. What's going on now in Wayne's world, Pegs?

Pegs: I think he was HOCKing ads for hockey briefs and flannel boxers with yellow smiley hockey pucks and other hockey icons...Yeah, I will even throw them a few Kisses! LOL

Devil: Well, as I always say, "Follow thee Gold-Bricker's Road"...etc., etc., etc.

Devil: How the Hell did we end up in Fionn's Underwear Drawer?

TAO: I have a *munch, eating a stolen kiss* er, hunch, butt soon Fionn will check his drawers again and discover the Fruit of the Loomies in here doing a Satanattire of some of the entertainment that posts on each day. Hehehe!

Pegs: Well, I just hope the Wizzer shows up soon! I really need to Wizz outta here. *Crossing and uncrossing legs again*

Devil: We Mental pause now for Hot flashes from Hell...and a message from our sponsor!

Pegs:*Grabbing remote control and trying to flip through channels to no avail*

Devil: Pegs...we aren't in Oz yet where your wishes come true. Do I have to keep reminding you what Hell is like? You have to sit through all of the sponsors messages!

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Pegs: *Snoring loudly* ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.

TAO: *Shaking Pegs* Pegs...Pegs, wake up! (((((PEEEEEEEGS!))))) You missed the best part... Accasbel did a disclaimer on Tir na nOg!

Devil: Sheesh! Our sponsor looks good in the spotlight. I think I will have to draft him if Hell ever freezes over! All that HOT air. *blah-blah, blah, blaaaaah* Perfect for Hell! *S*

THE EVERLASTING MINDFART END!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*looks around, his head dizzy from thoughtless and meaningless chatter* HOLY COW !!! I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER READ SOOOO MUCH ABOUT SO LITTLE. I got a size 8 hangover and tryin to read all of the above turns it into a size 10 1/2. Now that's creativity ! *LOL*

Accasbel, can we please clean this one up too?

*Hands Fionn the laundry basket, detergent and a roll of quarters* Don't you think you should help Acc' with the cleaning???? *wink*

That must have been one powerful post, because no one's posted anything on this board in months! And before I was halfway through reading it, I began to sense that somebody was trying to outdo Seinfeld at his own game... It was truly a post about nothing.