Drivers side windsheild wipers and why they weare out fastest

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Laurelrose on Wednesday, January 20, 1999 - 04:11 pm:

there have been several theory's put forward on this problem

A. we are psycihly causing that wiper to wear out faster as we get angry or mad or any such thing.. causing the rubber's deteriation.

B. It's the singing of people to music from tapes radio or cd's(off key of course)

C. the wipers were harvested from stingrays... making them mantarays.. and the stingrays/mantarays are getting back at us through the use of the stinger equily psycihly(damn i wish i new how to spell)but as there is a window between the driver and the stinger it wears out faster.

D. it is an act of god/gods/goddess's/creative forces.(i went through a LOT of debate with friends on what to call this deity... ack)

E. the neighbours really don't like you and are getting revenge by wrecking the wipers

F. well the wipers COULD be going out and getting drunk and comming back the worst for wear.

G. Aliens

H. the Fair folk

I. the unfair folk

if you think of any other possiblity's please post them...

in any effect the drivers side windsheild wiper does seem to wear out WAY before the passanger side wiper does... and we know not why...WHY...Why...Y.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Wundamom on Wednesday, January 20, 1999 - 07:00 pm:

*scratches head and squints*...

Would that be IRISH or US winshield wipers?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Sunday, January 24, 1999 - 01:45 pm:

it would be LR's windsheild wipers *LMAO*


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Laurelrose on Monday, January 25, 1999 - 01:20 am:

hey! i resemble that remark!... (grinning) long time no see lacie hope the family is doing well...

see ya


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Lacie on Monday, January 25, 1999 - 09:11 am:

LR .. we are all doing just fine, thanks ... it has been awhile. maybe we shall catch up through the times zones soon *hug*


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Guest on Sunday, June 13, 1999 - 10:29 am:

The reason that wipers wear on the drivers side is because you turn them on when the drivers side gets dirty, the passenger side may be clean, if the passenger side gets dirty then you might not turn them on, puddles are also on the passenger side and might wash the heavier dirt off when you hit the puddles.


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